A doctor from Israel said: " In Israel, the medicine is so advanced, we cut off a man's testicles, put them on to another man and in 6 weeks, he is looking for a job!"
The German doctor commented: "That's nothing, in Germany, we took part of a brain from one man, put it on to another man and in 4 weeks, he is looking for work!"
The Filipino doctor answered & laughed aloud: "You all are way behind us. Last year, we took a man with no brains and no balls and made him President! Now, the whole country is looking for work!"